No Chance

Buckley’s and Nunn
«Describing something that is completely impossible or incredibly unlikely. The phrase refers to the department store Buckley & Nunn. Primarily heard in Australia.»

The Free Dictionary Idioms

Beck and Call

«at someone’s beck and call»

To be at someone’s beck and call is to be entirely subservient to them; to be responsive to their slightest request.

Phrase Finder

Camel and Straw?

«That was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me.»

The idiom «the straw that broke the camel’s back» describes the minor or routine action that causes an unpredictably large and sudden reaction, because of the cumulative effect of small actions.

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Gun?

«Lock, stock, and barrel»

«Lock, stock, and barrel» is a merism used predominantly in the United Kingdom and North America, meaning „all“, „total“ or „everything“. It derives from the effective portions of a gun: the lock, the stock, and the barrel.

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Handbasket and Guillotine?

«Why’d everything have to go to hell in a handbasket?»

To be ‚going to hell in a handbasket‘ is to be rapidly deteriorating – on course for disaster.
One theory on the origin of the phrase is that derives from the use of handbaskets in the guillotining method of capital punishment.

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How True!

«No matter how thin the pancake, there are always two sides!»

Variations:
«No matter how flat you make a pancake, it’s still got two sides.»
«There are two sides to every story.»


Nose?

«Cut off your nose to spite your face.»

Meaning to do something that is meant to harm someone else but that also harms the person who does it.

Merriam-Webster

Right?

«She seemed to have her head screwed on right!»

To think or act in a smart and sensible way

Merriam-Webster


Disambiguation

«The good, the bad, and the ugly, as they say.»

But a Western Film as well!